Sole Man


Before we continue into another moment of summer, I have a favor to ask some of you ladies.  Please, please, stop ruining those cute sandals and hot polishes with your crusty feet!  You know who you are.  Did you honestly think we would be so stunned by your facial beauty, that we would not take a look downwards?  Well we have, and we’re not liking what we see.  Mr. Pumice and I are here for an intervention.  Have a seat please.

Yes, dried up, cracked, dehydrated feet are a pet peeve of mine.  Many a summer has been ruined by women who don’t take just a moment to slough away the rough spots.  Please meet my friend Mr. Pumice.  While most pumice bars are rough and hurt your feet, Mr. Pumice is gentle and removes skin build-up with ease.  The 2-sided bar shown above has a purple side which is coarse, to really help you dig into that calloused skin.  The lavender side is medium, which buffs and polishes heels and toes at the end of your pedicure.  Once you’re done with this pumi bar, you just rinse off and let it air dry, it’s that easy.  I’m thinking of starting a local chapter of FFA (Funky Feet Anonymous).  We’ll hand out Mr. Pumice bars like candy.

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4 Comments

  • nihrida says:

    ”Yay!” to Mr Pumice. I don’t like those beauties with ”crusty feet” either. I have a few products of that kind. Guess I’ll try Mr Pumice too. :D

  • *TeeHee* Every summer I look down and seen tons of crusty feet. I just don’t get it. Just spend the night in a pair of cotton socks and Vaseline to get the healing started. Can we also talk about some women’s propensity to file their toe nails into pointy talons or let them grow beyond the sandal opening? That’s just scary.

  • rasilla says:

    My pet peeve too!!!
    (amongst a bunch of others lol)
    It TOTALLY ruins an outfit, and just…EW! lol
    I don’t know how else to describe it, seeing as you did a great job in doing so :P

  • jenn says:

    I lol-ed so hard.

    Crusty feet are a PROBLEM!!!

    Mr.Pumice looks cute

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